THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...