Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...