Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill