Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...