Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...