Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...