Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...