They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...