Here kitty kitty kitty
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snap, crackle and pop
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Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
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Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...