Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...