Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...