Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...