Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...