Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...