Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...