Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...