Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
She’s new to football
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blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...