Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...