Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...