The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...