Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Star Wars Vs Star Trek
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...