Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...