Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?