Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...