Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...