Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...