Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...