A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...