Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...