Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Knitting and driving
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Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...