Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...