Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.