Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...