Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Telemarketers go away
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A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
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Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
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