Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...