Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...