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Stupid drunk blonde
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If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
10 things men know
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The system crash song
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Chain letter for men!
This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...