He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.