Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...