Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...