GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...