Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...