You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...