So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.