Arkansas
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A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...