Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...