Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...