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The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Food quotes and quips
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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
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Puns by the Pound!
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Winning Nobel prize
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Wifespeak
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Is that your final answer?
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