The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...