Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...