Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...