The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Windows 95
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beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...