The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...