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What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
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Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
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A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...