Homework
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...