Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...