Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...