Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...