Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....